The words big. The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back. but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger", A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. If you leave silence around any language it starts to sound crazy, or sound like poetry, unhinged from reality.. A blonde was driving down a highway and all of a sudden a cop sitting on the road side turns on his flashing red lights. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. Youd think at least one of them wouldve seen it. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. Cant you bring the price down? the blonde. -. She was standing on the porch." The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and were collecting debris off the bottom of the river.. She thought for a while. When she gets there, she finds the money along with a letter, it said: Thanks for returning my son. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. Before we begin, please keep in mind that these jokes are light-hearted and only serve as a form of entertainment. They were stuck in an island. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. You know what, go ahead and tell it. So the blondes set off to find the Creator of the Sign, and their search is interminable. The lady said Whatever and did her work. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were atop a 5 story building when a genie appeared and told them to run to the edge, jump off, and name anything they want to become. No joke: Blondes aren't dumb, science says He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. Do you know a good joke which isn't here. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. Blonde Trapped On An Island There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. After about 10 minutes of driving round and round she got fed up, so she parked the car, got out and walked over to the cop car, looked at the cop and said, Arent you going to arrest me?, She replied, Cause I was drinking and driving!, The cop looked at her in bewilderment and answered, We cant arrest you if youre driving while drinking water!.